Stuff

THIRSTY I’m always thirsty for whisky, Like a vampire thirsts for blood, But drinkin’, for me, is risky, A wee drop turns into a flood And I fall to the floor with a thud.  I used to drink a dozen … Continued

CADAVER TISSUE  I am made of miracles, Artificial bone and a dead man’s skin.  I was a monster long before this.  I wake up like a flipped switch  And think, “Well shit, alive again.”

HAIKU #122,521 She sits on the couch In a pink robe and blue toes.  She is beautiful.

WHISKY-SHAPED HOLE IN MY HEART I got a whisky-shaped hole in my heart.I got a whisky-shaped hole in my heart.Because there ain’t no stopping meOnce I get a start,I got a whisky-shaped hole in my heart.I used to be a … Continued

I found this on a stray piece of paper in my office. I don’t know if I wrote it or copied it: His father was the most gentle man he had ever known. His father never had a harsh word … Continued

Installed my first dimmer switch, or any switch for that matter, in the kitchen yesterday. It took about 3 times as long as the instructions predicted but a quarter of that time was spent trying to find the right fuse. … Continued

I had no idea I’ve been ignoring this for so long. If I’m not a guy who can post SOMETHING regularly then I will never be a guy that can post something interesting regularly. More to come tomorrow. Meanwhile, here … Continued

I thought I’d be posting every day but got sidetracked with replacing the sewage outlet pipe which required digging a ditch the entire length of the back yard.  The incorrect pipe was used when the original pipe was replaced and … Continued

Well, here we go. The Wife and I spent a lovely holiday weekend in a little cabin in the country. No cable, no wifi, and not much of a signal at all unless you stood in the kitchen. It was … Continued