Stuff

I used to bang this redhead with long, straight hair the color of this piece I made from scrap wood, stain, and some stickers: She was a hippie, and hippy, with a firm teardrop-shaped ass and softball-pitcher thighs. She used … Continued

I was getting compost to top off the Tarter beds: and found this shit:

I went out once with this chick named Alice, an 18-year-old gymnast with long brown hair, small breasts, and an ass you could set a teacup on. We went to the Granada, which used to be the only movie theatre … Continued

Gary the coke dealer lived in the apartment above me once, which was handy. He was a good-looking guy with a nice tan and short hair and had an endless procession of women in and out of that apartment. He … Continued

One Saturday afternoon about 30 years ago, I drank about half of a bottle of Cuervo (a bad idea) and decided that a nice big pastrami sandwich would be PERFECT for dinner, so I drove (a bad idea) to Schlotzsky’s … Continued