I WILL DRINK
I will drink until I cannot walk.
I will drink until I cannot speak.
I will drink until I am a circus geek
Covered in my own shit and
Biting the heads off live chickens.
You think I exaggerate.
You think I overstate the fact.
Well listen, Jack,
I will drink you under the table
Then lie there in my own vomit.
I am not trying to boast.
I am not trying to brag.
I am saying it’s a drag
To love the liquor
More than I love myself.